We don't need no stupid fields
Koodiorjapoika: Hey Koodiorjatytto! Your reporting script is broken and does not die by itself. Check it out.
Koodiorjatyttö: Weird, I did not change anything. I'll check it.
I try to run it manually. It throws SQLException on account of not finding one of the fields in one of the tables. The field used to be there. I did not delete it. The only other person who uses this database is the ImpatientBoss.
Koodiorjatyttö: Did you delete the field A from the database B?
ImpatientBoss: I did not do anything! It was a long time ago! We are not using that field for anything useful anyway!
Koodiorjatyttö (aside): I'll kill you and tell all this in court and the judge will say "Go Koodiorjatyttö!"
Koodiorjatyttö: The program that puts data in this database imagines that this field exist, so it would be nice to tell me every time you decide to delete a field from it, so I could fix the program.
He is learning though: a few days ago when he suddenly changed one field from int to varchar he actually remembered to tell me about it.
Koodiorjatyttö: Weird, I did not change anything. I'll check it.
I try to run it manually. It throws SQLException on account of not finding one of the fields in one of the tables. The field used to be there. I did not delete it. The only other person who uses this database is the ImpatientBoss.
Koodiorjatyttö: Did you delete the field A from the database B?
ImpatientBoss: I did not do anything! It was a long time ago! We are not using that field for anything useful anyway!
Koodiorjatyttö (aside): I'll kill you and tell all this in court and the judge will say "Go Koodiorjatyttö!"
Koodiorjatyttö: The program that puts data in this database imagines that this field exist, so it would be nice to tell me every time you decide to delete a field from it, so I could fix the program.
He is learning though: a few days ago when he suddenly changed one field from int to varchar he actually remembered to tell me about it.
